I was happily ellipticalling along on the elliptical trainer this morning at the YMCA and almost 60 minutes in I moved from heavy breathing to panting. As I glanced down at the time to see how much more torture I had in store on this contraption, I noticed the fine print. It says, "stop and get medical attention if you experience faintness, exhaustion, or shortness of breath". Huh? Isn't that the point of the machine, to get you feeling exhausted and short of breath? Just wondering.
And while I'm on the topic of the gym. Do you get some super hero extra muscle building power if you grunt while you are lifting weights? Just wondering.
I saw a notice that they were starting Zumba classes at the Y here. I went to sign up but the class was full. I was kind of bummed until I happened to be at the gym the first night of the class. The line looked a lot like a casting call for Richard Simmons "sweatin to the oldies". I would not have been shocked to see Richard Simmons himself jump out of somewhere. Whatever happened to Richard Simmons? Just wondering.
What's the deal with posting feedback about the people you buy crap from over the internet? Is it a competition to see who can get the most stars? I bought a USB piano keyboard for my girls so they can live their garageband dreams and the seller posted feedback that said I was a "brilliant first time trader". What does that mean anyway? Can I put that on my resume when I go back to work early next year? Just wondering.
Does anybody actually read what I write here? Just wondering.
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I'm reading Hol, in case you were wondering! :) I love your random thoughts! You've got to get back and try that Zumba class...you'd never think it could be so fun and feel so awkward at the same time. My new favorite workout!
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